sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
this would be my friends. bless them.
THERE HASN’T BEEN A TIME when i see this picture in my dash and i don’t reblog it.
The baby’s face. oh my god I cant .
babysitting, you’re doing it right.
im pretty sure this is like, the third time i’ve reblogged this. OH WELL
I HAVE THAT SAME DISH IN MY KITCHEN OMG
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower